Bra Size Alphabet

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used
to define bra sizes?

If you have wondered why but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for,
It is about time you became informed!

 
A - Almost Boobs...
B - Barely there...
C - Can't Complain!...
D - Dang!...
DD - Double dang!......
E - Enormous!...
F - Fake...
G - Get a Reduction....
H - Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!...