Finding the right location
is paramount to the success or failure to any business, especially a new one.
It can make or break you. You will need to have both strong road and foot
traffic passing your door on a regular basis, however high footfall often means
prime location with higher rates and rents, so make sure your business plan can
support this or a compromise maybe required. Key things to look consider will
include size of premises, location, footfall, rents and of course shop
availability in your desired location. So I would suggest you fully research
and speak to traders and consumers in and around your desired location, carry
out surveys on the street, find out where they shop and why, you never know you
may come across a little gem of an area that suits your needs perfectly.
3 of 3 - Oh, I Wish I'd Looked after Me Tits By Pam Ayres
When I was younger I rode bikes and
scooters,
Cruising around with my favourite
suitors.
Now the wheels get entangled with my
dangling hooters,
I wish I'd looked after me tits.
When they follow behind and get trapped
in the door,
When they're less in the air and more
near the floor,
When people see less of them rather
than more,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.
2 of 3 - Oh, I Wish I'd Looked after Me Tits By Pam Ayres
When they're both long enough to tie up
in a bow,
When it's not the sweet chariot that
swings low,
When they're less of a friend and more
of a foe,
Then I wish I'd looked after me tits.
When I was young I got whistles and
hoots,
From the men on the site to the men in
the suits,
Now me nipples get stuck in the zips on
me boots,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.
1 of 3 - Oh, I Wish I'd Looked after Me Tits By Pam Ayres
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me dear old
knockers,
Not flashed them to boys behind the
school lockers,
Or let them get fondled by randy old
dockers,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.
'Cos now I'm much older and gravity's
winning.
It's Nature's revenge for all that
sinning,
And those dirty memories are rapidly
dimming,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.
'Cos tits can be such troublesome
things
When they no longer bounce, but dangle
and swing.
And although they go well with my Bingo
wings,
I wish I'd looked after me tits.
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